No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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