what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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