he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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