I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
