sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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