i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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