"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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