I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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