there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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