$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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