so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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