The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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