Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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