I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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