My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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