Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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