Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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