I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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