Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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