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I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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