I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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