it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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