I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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