Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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