I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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