nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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