I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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