Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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