Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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