I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
you will always have a special place in my vag
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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