so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?