Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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