the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin