Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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