You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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