We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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