I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The Olympian is in my bed
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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