when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I need a hoe opinion
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