I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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