I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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