I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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