were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Shame is for Republicans.
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