ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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