Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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