what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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