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Right on... I dropped my chapstick

(269): View more from Michigan

I blacked out

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(240): View more from Maryland

I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.

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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.

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Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.

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(636): View more from Missouri

trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.

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(253): View more from Washington

i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down

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ppsyche im wasted where are you

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(443): View more from Maryland

He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.

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(315): View more from New York

He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary

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(256): View more from Alabama

After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE

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