I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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