how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
there is puke in my bra ... again
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