you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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