Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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