It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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