We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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