Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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