Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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