Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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